I've been drinking for...ten hours?
I'm not that drunk.
I've cleaned up bottles and compressed solo cups. I've refilled beers and provided napkins. I've turned down pot and turned up music.
My guests need to be entertained more than I need to be entertained.
Is this maturity?
Apparently Movember was huge during the Qin dynasty.
Jess looks so proud of her head-stache. I'm proud of how proud she looks.